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Houseboy Took Leave After Every Cricket Match – Employer Fed Up
📍 Location:
Gurugram → Sector 52 → Ardee City, K-18, Top Floor
👤 Characters:
- Shivam Tikkar (33) – runs marketing agency, toddler ka baap, thoda chill banda, but ab gusse me
- Houseboy Mangal Singh – cricket ka deewana, kaam se zyada match ka schedule yaad rehta hai
- Old Fauji Uncle – watchman aur unofficial gossip king of Ardee City
- Baby Reyansh – innocent par masoomi ke naam pe kaafi fuss
Ardee City ka Chakravyuh
Toh baat aise start hui… Shivam Tikkar apni biwi aur toddler ke saath Sector 52 Ardee City me shift hua tha March me. Office se kaam zyada hota tha toh ek houseboy rakh liya – Mangal Singh. Ladka theek tha, par thoda “over-bhaavnaaon” wala… matlab emotions me beh jaata.
Pehle 2 mahine sab badiya – baby ka khayal, kitchen ka kaam, even groceries laana. Par phir IPL season aaya… aur Mangal ka asli roop dikh gaya.
🧨 Main Conflict – Cricket se pyaar, kaam se maar
Jo bhi cricket ka match hota, chahe India khele ya Uganda, Mangal bhai ki chhutti fix ho jaati. Kabhi bola – “fever hai”, kabhi – “gaon me kisi ki death ho gayi”, ek baar toh seedha bol diya – “Rohit bhaiya ka 100 dekhna hai, kaam kal kar lunga”.
Shivam ne pehle toh chill kiya, socha young ladka hai, thoda adjust kar lenge… par baby Reyansh jab raat me ro raha tha aur Mangal bhai match highlights dekh rahe the — tab uski patience ka game over ho gaya.
🧂 Gossip Ka Masala – Cricket ke naam pe kaam ka satyanash
Old Fauji Uncle ne ek din society ke WhatsApp group me daal diya –
“K-18 ke top floor wale ko dekha? Unka houseboy toh match ke din hamesha vanish ho jaata hai. Yeh toh kaam nahi, planning lag rahi hai!”
Aur fir kya – Ruby Satlin aunty boli, “Arey humare ghar bhi ek baar bula tha, but usko sirf commentary sunne ka shauk tha.”
Reetu Makhona ne bola – “Main toh pehle hi keh rahi thi, yeh Mangal thoda chalak lagta hai…”
Poore Ardee City me Mangal ka naam ek mini legend ban gaya – “Cricket Singh”
🔥 Event-by-Event Drama – Scene pe Scene
Scene 1 – Biwi ka Gussa
Ek raat Mangal gayab, baby Reyansh ne 2 ghante tak cheekha.
Shivam ki biwi – “Bas ho gaya ab! Kal se nikal do isko, ya match ke saath rehne do!”
Scene 2 – Mangal ka Self Defense
Agli subah aaya toh bola – “Sir main toh kal Mandir gaya tha… sab cricket cricket keh rahe hai society me, mujhe badnaam kar rahe ho!”
Shivam – “Toh last Sunday kya hua tha?”
Mangal – “Sir woh toh final match tha… aur India jeeti thi!” (aur uske chehre pe woh proud smile…)
Scene 3 – Fauji Uncle Ki Entry
Fauji Uncle bola – “Beta main army ka banda hoon… par match dekhke kabhi duty nahi chhodi. Tum toh houseboy ho, India ki team nahi ho!”
Mangal ne muh bana liya… bola – “Mujhe toh lagta hai mere emotions ko koi samajhta hi nahi…”
Biwi – “Tumhare emotions baby ke diaper se zyada important nahi hain!”
⚡ Twist – CCTV ka Sach
Shivam ne finally building ke CCTV footages nikaale… aur pakad liya –
Mangal Singh har match wale din 3rd floor wali Ruby Satlin aunty ke flat me jata tha, waha TV lagake poora match chill me dekhta tha.
Ruby aunty ne bola – “Arrey main toh samjhi usko TV chahiye hota tha, maine toh insaniyat me diya… kaam ka toh maine poocha hi nahi!”
Fauji Uncle: “Insaniyat ka misuse toh yahi hai, beta!”
🏏 Houseboy Skips Work on Every Cricket Match – Employer Catches Pattern
Shivam Tikkar ka houseboy Mangal Singh har cricket match ke din kaam se ghaayab ho jaata tha – kabhi bahana fever ka, kabhi mandir ka, lekin asli wajah thi TV par match dekhna.
Sector 52, Ardee City me society ke log bhi Mangal ko “Cricket Singh” kehne lage the. Baap bane Shivam ke liye yeh problem ban gaya jab baby Reyansh ke tantrums sambhalne wala banda match ke din vanish ho jaata. CCTV se jab sach samne aaya, Shivam ne finally Mangal ko nikal diya. Par sawal ye hai – kya thoda cricket dekhna itni badi galti thi?
❓10 Real FAQs Based on the Same Problem:
Q1. My houseboy Bunty Verma (28 yrs) from Karol Bagh skips work every time there’s a cricket match – what should I do?
A: You’re not alone. Similar situation faced by Shivam Tikkar from Ardee City, where Mangal Singh vanished every matchday. Try confronting Bunty directly and check if it’s an addiction or timepass. Set firm expectations or try rotating duties on matchdays.
Q2. I’m a maid from Mayur Vihar and my cousin works as a house-help. Is it okay if he watches cricket while baby is sleeping?
A: Depends, Meena Khosla (41 yrs), a babysitter from Mayur Vihar says – “TV thoda chale toh theek, lekin agar bacha ro raha hai aur banda match me busy hai, toh woh kaam ka neglect hai.” So use common sense and keep baby care the top priority.
Q3. My new domestic helper Rajeev Dholakia (32 yrs) in Paharganj lies every time India plays – says he’s unwell but is seen in café watching match. Legal action possible?
A: Shivam Tikkar faced the same thing. Legal action is extreme unless theft or violence is involved. But yes, stop trusting his words and document the behavior. Talk clearly or replace him.
Q4. I’m Renu Chauhan (36 yrs), live in Defence Colony – our cook left mid-shift to watch World Cup final. Should I deduct pay?
A: If he left without informing or meal was incomplete, yes, deduction is valid. Shivam also considered salary cuts when Mangal missed critical work. But document everything and communicate politely.
Q5. I’m Shabnam Batliwala (40 yrs), domestic worker from Lajpat Nagar – kya employer ko cricket ka shauk samajhna chahiye?
A: Haan, lekin limit me. Cricket ka shauk samajh me aata hai, par agar kaam sacrifice ho raha hai toh fir nahi. Baby care, kitchen ka kaam delay nahi ho sakta. Mangal Singh ka case example hai ki jab shauk zyada ho jaaye, toh job chali jaati hai.
Q6. My ex-houseboy Mintu Yadav (27 yrs) from Dwarka used to sit at neighbour’s house during IPL and skip my chores. Can I ask my society to blacklist him?
A: Jaise Ardee City me logon ne “Cricket Singh” ka naam viral kiya tha, aap bhi WhatsApp group me politely concern raise kar sakte ho. Blacklisting is extreme, but you can warn others.
Q7. I’m Arif Chhatwal (42 yrs) from Rajouri Garden – what’s a polite way to ask my new helper not to skip work for cricket?
A: Set clear ground rules on Day 1 – like Shivam should’ve done. Ek simple line: “TV dekhna chalega jab kaam ho jaye – aur bina bataye chhutti nahi chalegi.” Document kar lo for safety.
Q8. I’m hiring help during T20 season in Sarita Vihar – how to check if candidate is a cricket addict?
A: Ask fun questions in interview – “India vs Pakistan chal raha ho, aur aapke pass dahi mangwana ho, kya karenge?”
Mangal Singh jaise log clear ho jaate hain agar unse 2–3 cricket-based questions pooche jaaye.
Q9. I’m Meher Rastogi (38 yrs) from Punjabi Bagh – humare kaamwali ke beta ne bola ki “Cricket passion hai, chhutti leni hi padti hai.” Should we fire?
A: Depends on your tolerance. Agar ek do baar ho raha hai, manageable hai. Par agar har match ka schedule usko yaad ho aur kaam bhool jaye – jaise Mangal Singh – toh it’s time for serious talk.
Q10. I’m Vivek Jharia (45 yrs), single dad in Saket – how to balance empathy with discipline for cricket-obsessed helpers?
A: Shivam ne empathy dikhayi, but delay bhi kiya. Aap pehle clearly samjhaayein, ek flexible policy banaayein (match ke baad kaam ya chhutti ka limit), aur agar phir bhi kaam suffer ho – replace karein. Empathy ka matlab helpless hona nahi hota.
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Comment karein – aapke ghar ka kaam bhi match ki tarah skip hota hai kya? 🏏👀
🤯 Open Ending – Yeh Galti Kiski Thi?
Mangal nikala gaya… par kuch log kehte hain –
“Arey kaam toh karta tha bechara, thoda cricket dekh liya toh kya…”
Kuch bolte – “Nahi bhai, ghar ka kaam matlab full-time zimmedari…”
Aur Shivam?
Wo toh abhi naye houseboy ke trial pe hai… par baby Reyansh ka toh cricket se bhi zyada high pitch hai.
Aapko kya lagta hai – Mangal galat tha ya sirf misunderstood fan?
Comment karke bataye… aapke ghar bhi aisa koi cricket-lover aaya hai kya?